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Så blir det till den grad att jag själv nästan vill slänga iväg en skit löjlig status uppdatering om hela grejen.

Men icke tänker jag låta mig sjunka så lågt...

Jag gör det här istället!

Så:

JAG VILL INTE SE PENISAR, RUMPOR, MATRÄTTER, 711 närbilder på en och samma persons ansikte som alltid gör precis samma min.

Nakna barn, påklädda för dagis barn, glada barn, ledsna barn.

Tjejer som tunghånglar med varandra och självklart sitter tungpiercingen i.

Jag vill inte se, vem vill?

Kan inte folk förstå att lite privacy kan aldrig skada. Lägga upp bilder och tagga på människor som sitter utan kläder och visar sitt kön. Hur tänker man.. Inte vart det vackert heller så jag klagar på jag för jag känner att jag har rätt till det när jag sitter och ska käka min frikkin nudel och räksoppa och får känslan av att en obehaglig penis precis tagit över min soppa.

FAN TA ER FÖRSTÖRA MIN KVÄLLSMAT damit.

Fast inte ni asså! Tro mig, dessa människor får inte läsa min blogg. Det är bara fina, fräscha, inte dumma i huvudet människor som  får läsa min blogg. Är ni nått annat så kan jag länka er till de bloggar ni söker.

Neeeeeej fan, slut gnällt. :)

Kännde bara att jag var tvungen att få ut de ur mitt system nu när kvällsmaten jag kämpat för inte blev så smaklig. Meeeen de finns ju en frukost att längta efter!

Det var allt för mig denna pörriga afton.

Kram

Columns - The Book of Lists

Thursday, 23 July 2009 12:26

76Share   Can I Be Your Friend? No. I don’t know you. We do not have any friends in common. You have shady pictures in your profile. Why do you keep asking to be my friend. No! No! No! Please Join My Group Another group invitation?!!! Let’s see. “So and so invited you to join the I-Know-a-Zimbabwean-who-knows-a-Zambian-who-knows-Robert-Mugabe group.” Why should I join this useless group? I am a member of a hundred groups already- all of which I eagerly joined- but have I gained anything from them? Well, besides clutter in the days of my life- nothing! So unless you can show me that this group is actually going to do something, stand for something, NO I will not become a member. Your Friend Sent You A Present Yay! I was really thrilled the first time someone sent me a present via Facebook- only to discover that it was not a real present but a PICTURE of a present. How lame is that! If you can’t be bothered to send a real present, please don’t insult my intellect by sending me a cute little picture of one. Let’s be Buddy Buddy There are people who you can’t talk to in real life who pretend they are your best friends online- all because they are hungry for online attention. The same goes for people who post revealing  pictures of themselves as profile pictures just so they can get friend requests. Hey! Here are All My Secrets! It seems people forget that Facebook is like an open newspaper. What you post gets read by other people and those other people can copy it and email it to hundreds of other people. So when you make a post about how you wish your parents were dead, or of how you hate your ex-boyfriend, it is sure to reach them in one way or the other. I Didn’t Really Remember Your Birthday When on my birthday I got so many messages I felt really special. Wow, all these people remembered my special day, I thought. Later on I realised that Facebook reminded me of everyone’s birthday, so it wasn’t the same effort for me to remember and do something about my friend’s birthdays as it was for someone who was not on Facebook. That said, keep the birthday messages coming! Behold The Facebook Stalker I met someone once who I was not aware was even my friend on Facebook. I must have agreed to be their friend in a moment of sleepiness, or inebriation. “Hi,” he began, “how was your trip to the UK?”  “Huh?” I responded.  “I saw the pictures on Facebook.”  “Oh, ok, yes, it went well.”  “Great, and did you finally manage to figure out how to make your coffee maker work?”  “Huh? Er, yes.”  “Great, I think you have a really pretty girlfriend.”  “What?”  “You put up some lovely pictures of her on your profile…” ”Arrrrrrrggghhhhhhh!!!!!!”